update
driver who lives with his father with shaggy beard is now a STALKER, according to other Dommes. no more free rides for me!
I was on call almost all night tonight, and I had no sessions and a flaker. Flaker = asshole clients who get a kick out of calling the receptionist to book a session, but never actually shows up. We had MILLIONS of these cornflakes at the dungeon.
So, no money tonight. I eased my wounds by going to the spa and getting an extremely overpriced mani\pedi. I laughed because even she hustles for extra money (see, it’s not just me). She is rubbing my poor swollen feet with cocoa butter and she looks up at me, smiles, and says “extra 10 minute massage-ee?” shit, I want it. Ohhh man I want it. “How much?” She laughs. “12 ca-ching for 10 minute nice masage-ee.” I politely declined. I wanted to be able to tip the lady.
And then I went lingerie shopping, because a girl can never have too many black lace g-strings. So, I’m all done up with nails and makeup and new g-string never before worn, and not one fucking client books.
I go home, put on my tie-dyed pjs and mope over chocolate and zinfandel. Maybe I’ll just get myself off instead, bastards…
